My girlfriend SUMMER B over at B is for Brown is hosting
a fun little post called "Care to Share A Tidbit?"
So I decided whyyy the heck not!
Growing up my mother always got my sister and I dressed way
overboard for Halloween. Shes a HUGE Halloween fan.
So I guess you could say her love for Halloween and all out
costumes still lives in me, in my 20s.
I LOVE buying the sexy, skankilious costumes that make me look like a whore.
Every year I try to take it up a notch but it gets hard!!
Well anyway... ever since I turned 18 and could get into clubs Ive been
entering those sexy Halloween costume contests where you have to go on stage
strut your stuff and shake what your momma gave ya!
{Heres myself last Halloween getting down with
the get down!! Probably dancing to Biggie
because when he comes all the moves break loose}
So last Halloween I was left in the top 3.
The final round you had to go out crazy to win this $1,000.
Basically like hump the freakin floor if you had to!
I go and do some little look at my bum bum dance
and then this..................................
or whatever this is comes on stage and flaps her nasty ass!
And she won.... like how gross.
Looks like someone has to do some serious squats!
I'm on the Kayne work out plan yanno get it right, get it tight!
How could I not have won?!?!?!?????
In 2 months I WILL win that $1,000!!!!!!!
Now you tell me something about yourself
that no one would expect or
something hysterical or random!
