My girlfriend SUMMER B over at B is for Brown is hosting
a fun little post called "Care to Share A Tidbit?"
So I decided whyyy the heck not!
Growing up my mother always got my sister and I dressed way
overboard for Halloween. Shes a HUGE Halloween fan.
So I guess you could say her love for Halloween and all out
costumes still lives in me, in my 20s.
I LOVE buying the sexy, skankilious costumes that make me look like a whore.
Every year I try to take it up a notch but it gets hard!!
Well anyway... ever since I turned 18 and could get into clubs Ive been
entering those sexy Halloween costume contests where you have to go on stage
strut your stuff and shake what your momma gave ya!
{Heres myself last Halloween getting down with
the get down!! Probably dancing to Biggie
because when he comes all the moves break loose}
So last Halloween I was left in the top 3.
The final round you had to go out crazy to win this $1,000.
Basically like hump the freakin floor if you had to!
I go and do some little look at my bum bum dance
and then this..................................
or whatever this is comes on stage and flaps her nasty ass!
And she won.... like how gross.
Looks like someone has to do some serious squats!
I'm on the Kayne work out plan yanno get it right, get it tight!
How could I not have won?!?!?!?????
In 2 months I WILL win that $1,000!!!!!!!
Now you tell me something about yourself
that no one would expect or
something hysterical or random!
6 comments:
OMG! Girl! I totally love this! Love the Kanye song too!!
Lets see...a tidbit. I still sleep with a "blankie" at night. I've had the thing since I was born (or really before that) and it is a hot mess, but I just can't give it up:)
And I love that Kanye song!! Gonna have to listen to it tonight on my way home from work now
That is one OLD looking ass!
And before I really looked at it I thought it was a mans ass!
MY GAWD!
Your hot ass totaly should have won the "G"!
Get em this year tiger!
Any idea of what you'll be?
I was going to be a flight attendent last year with Aidyn.. since he was a pilot.. but they were all too slutty to go trick or treating with my 2 year old :)
That is one OLD looking ass!
And before I really looked at it I thought it was a mans ass!
MY GAWD!
Your hot ass totaly should have won the "G"!
Get em this year tiger!
Any idea of what you'll be?
I was going to be a flight attendent last year with Aidyn.. since he was a pilot.. but they were all too slutty to go trick or treating with my 2 year old :)
NO SHE DID NOT SHAKE THAT!!!
I swear the nerve of some people!! Im ALL about the scandelous Halloween costumes too but if your body wasnt made for it you shouldnt wear it!! Poor poor thing!!
Halloween + Skanky Costumes = The one day a year a classy girl can get away with dressy trashy!! LOVE IT!!!
I Love that you got her picture!! TOOO funny
Kristen- I totally agree with you thats why I like to dress trashy bc its the one day out of the whole year people dont even think twice about your outfit.
I DID NOT take her picture. My friend Rob did that night and insisted on tagging all of our friends out that night that saw this on facebook. I have to untag myself bc 1. I couldnt stand looking at the nasty butt and 2. I have young cousins and family on FB I didnt want them seeing that.
But I mean really that girl girlfriends should of helped a sister out and said "I think booty shorts would be alitle better"
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